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Letters to Whomever II

Dear The bad Parking man, After you parked so terribly next to me and I wrote you a little note explaining your decision to not straighten, you did very good at parking straight. However 2 days parking straight don't count for anything. Please try to practice parking more so that workers in the same building don't have to try to squeeze into their cars.... It's just polite. Dear Man who has a chew of tobacco and chooses to breath on me, You have stinky breath. I don't like it. I only have to train you because they said so. If you would like some gum, you'll have to spit the chew out and I will give you some. But chewing gum, eating candy, drinking coffee, etc, at the same time... Kind of grossing me out. No lie. Dear Glee, You make my heart happy. Dear Bills, I'm happy to have the responsibility and maturity it takes to master paying you along with balancing my check book. But if you could just stop, that would be great. Dear LA Fitness gym, You are always so em...