Signs...

I've decided to write a little diddy about signs...

Where, you ask, did this topic come from? Oh simple really. Let me fill you in...

Everyday at work, I enter the bathroom. When I enter the bathroom, I also go into a stall. When I enter the stall (the cleanest one, mind you, because that is a BIG deal), I read the sign.

And WHAT does that sign read? "Please treat the restroom if you are at home! (seriously! Girls are GROSS! You give them a sign that permits that grossness to appear at work... Well, you see what happens)" Or something about the bathroom being at home....

Well let me tell you that I think it is just gross. I mean REALLY, really? Ladies at work take that sign a little too literally. I want the sign to read "Please treat the restroom as if you are at WORK!" I want to take a pen to that home, cross it out and put the word work. I think it is much more appropriate. Plus, then I won't have to check all the stalls to find "the clean" one... As if such a thing exists.

This brings me to another story about a sign. Not the bathroom part, the work part! Silly heads!

So at work, when I go on break, I like to go out to my car (the death trap) and listen to music.

I see all sorts of things. But the biggest nasty I saw was of a man.

I saw a man drive by. Not just driving by, but digging.

And not Just digging. He was digging in his nose. Going after all that gold!

I know!!

Die! Seeing this had brought me to a previous idea of mine that I find, well, just BRILLIANT!

The idea?

Make signs! Makes signs that say "I just saw what you did... (insert amazing drawing of a nose being picked)!"

Also making signs that say, "Yeah! I'm the one person that saw!" Because everyone knows that there is always just ONE person that sees you doing that something. Whether it be picking your nose, dancing loudly (Yes! You can dance loudly to music! Try it... You'll see!), picking a wedgie <guilty>, etc.

Can you just see it?

I can! And it would be HILARIOUS... just saying.

I also want a neon sign in my car that would glow in the dark and I would turn it on... What would it say? NOTHING! ha! It would just glow!

Well.... That's my randomness. You like? Me too!

Peace out!

GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!

That's right! Tonight is GIRLS NIGHT OUT. Hosted by Mormon Mommy Blogs (http://mormonmommyblogs.blogspot.com/)... It is at Nielsen's Frozen Custard (on the Northwest corner of Gilbert and Southern, Mesa, AZ) from 6-9 pm. There will be prizes, lots of fun conversations, and delicious treats you can purchase there. It's going to be a blast! So come for a stress-free Girls Night Out... You know you want to... And You don't have to be Mormon, a Mommy, or even Blog! Just come for the fun! See you tonight!

Boys, please stay home!!!

Peace out!

Oh the Not so High School anymore...

Sooooo... Lately I have been thinking about the people about high school (more like the girls), not that I really talk to anyone from high school anymore... BUT STILL! That's not my story!

Here's my story:

I've been keeping up, actually reading every other month because I get bored, and have found a couple of people's blogs. People that I've gone to high school with... Anyways. It's funny, because I've come across a lot of girls, yes mainly and mostly all girls, saying that "they were picked on in high school, junior high, and elementary school." I find this EXTREMELY funny because the girls that are saying this we actually quite terrible to me. I find it funny that they've totally exploited themselves as being the "victim," when in truth, they aren't.

I like the girls that say they were mean, because they're just looking for attention. Because the girls that REALLY got picked on have moved on....

What I find even more funny? Is that these girls have "lost" themselves. You see the girls that you envied in high school and want to be them, hang out with them, want them to love and accept you. However you get out alive, and become, mostly, better. Ha! Isn't that funny... Because if that isn't, this is...

Most of the "hot" girls, the "poor picked on ones" have gotten-dare I say-a little fat... Just saying... Or they just don't dress right.

What's even better? Is that I have moved on from high school and look at the twits who ditched and called me names and laugh! Because MY high school experience was all it could ever be and greater. Even with the evil girls that are now saying they were picked on.

So....

Dear "The Girl That Got Picked On",
Please note that no one really cares. All girls get picked on, because we are girls!!! There's always going to be someone better, someone who will pick on us... What you do...? MOVE ON! It makes your complaining go away, and our fun can then begin...

LOOOOOVE,
Meredith

PS. My friends in high school that are still my friends, were amazing, SUPER nice girls, and the ones everyone wanted to hang with! Just saying...

Oh! The Good things...

My final semester of school is finally here. I only have three more classes that I will complete this semester, graduate with my AA in communications and be moving on up and out. Then I can do the mediation class, get licensed and open up my own practice to start a career/money!! It's so great! I'm so happy to finally be getting done... School has been such an issue with me. Some of the issues? Getting hit in the face during the finals time and not really being able to see, getting my appendix removed, and also the fun stuff of going to Disney World for a semester on internship. All those things can really hold a girl back!

It is summer! I love summer. My skin gets tan. My freckles become more noticeable on my face. My hair gets a lot more blonde!!! Bah! I just loooooove it.

Money making jobs. Though I don't make a lot at my job, it still brings in the steady paycheck. I love paychecks. They make me happy... Nough said for that.

My sister, Caroline aka Mombabe, and family are staying here. Meaning there are lots of laughs and more great quotes from little tykes. ha! Basically I am well entertained.

Working out. I have missed you so. As well as my body has been missing you and definitely showing that I have been missing you. I need you right now more than ever! Tomorrow, let's you and I make a date and work out! Sounds FABuLOUso to me!

Dating... Dating is a good thing! Dating one in particular is really good...



I feel this semester is definitely calling my name and full of much more GREAT things! I'm very happy now... Yeah-Heah me!

Peace for now!