So there I am at work.
While at work, I trip.
And while at work, when I trip, I trip in the bathroom.
And when I trip in the bathroom at the place of work, I am actually in the stall.
So when I trip in the stall of the bathroom I work, my head magically lands itself in the toilet. . .
Annnnd when I trip and my head lands in the toilet bowl of wonder, my
hands reach out to stop myself.
To stop myself from falling.
But when I trip in the Bathroom stall at the place I work, where my head is in the toilet, my
hands accidentally flush the toilet.
When my hands flush the toilet, I give myself what we like to call a swirly.
And so at my workplace, in the toilet, where my head is sopping wet, I come out.
And when I reach the place I like to call my desk, my co-workers ask me what happened.
So I smile sheepishly and respond. . . . . . "Well It just so happens I tripped!"
I believe that my story goes questioned.
However I am very unlikely at this time to say the whole story. . . .
That doesn't hold me back though. For I am a talker! And therefore love to talk and tell stories. . .
I mention how I tripped, then landed in the toilet. . .
bowl of glory, and happen to give myself the
world's best swirly Given to oneself known to man.
The only thing missing. . . ????
The camera for all the world to see and laugh with me/at me.
Now, let me tell you all. . . . This did NOT happen to me. No sir/ma'am. This is what I THOUGHT in my head. And while thinking this in my head, I may have jinxed myself. But no matter, because I laughed my little head off all the same.
So the people at work REALLY asked, "What is so funny?"
And to that, I responded, "Nothing."
Then resumed to what I was doing previously. . . . Which is watching this funny video in my head, hoping it will become real, and laughing. But only laughing on the inside.
Wouldn't this just be so freaking funny. . . I agree! It indeed would. Hence why I thought of this!
Oh down time of my new job, we are BEST FRIENDS and I am in love with thee!!!
Would a girl as cool as me, with THOSE
SWEEEEEEET shoes REALLY trip herself in the TOILET BOWL, in the BATHROOM, at WORK, and come out with SOAKING WET HAIR??? I doubt it!